Santa Cruzin'

We've been sitting around for the last week doing nothing. If you count sitting on the beach all day and going on roller coasters and skateboarding and driving around and swimming in the ocean and getting sunburnt and upsetting Brandon's landlord and coughing from whooping cough and eating pizza and going to a black francis show and playing video games and doing guitaring as nothing. Santa Cruz is really cool. If you think Missoula is weird you should come here. people here seem to think riding on waves is fun, but it looks like too much work for me. I've been getting non-skateboarding footage for slow down. my part is going to be a "progressive multimedia experience". pictures later

Flight Booked

I just got my aeroplane tix for a flight to sunny CA, where I'll be considering my life-options. Brandon has decided on a Santa Cruz life-option, with physics and neverwinter bonuses. His decision comes at a dire cost however. He will be very fucking far away from the usual bros and he'll have to make friends with hippy surf brahs.

I propose we ease the transition with a balls-out weekend long Brando-Binger in Missoula this weekend. Why Missoula you ask? Because its fun in Missoula and I want to really finally get out of Bozeman for a weekend (no more solo-pseudo-soul-searching-one-day-trips-to-Helena). We could all wear costumes and spraypaint penises all over downtown to really send him off right. Even if this turns into me getting "waisted"(which is like wasted, but it involves a waist) and arrested for vandalism I will still be primed proper.

Any ideas?
should we just party in Bozeman?
does everybody really care more about their girlfriends than Brandon?
is somebody in Missoula willing to have their house destroyed?
what would be a good theme for the party?
is this a pipe dream?

Flirtenn, Chattenn, Singles...

Yesterday was the best day ever. I woke up at noon and went to the park. World Boards put on a game of skate with tape and a megaphone and the whole works. Noseslide jerk made quick work of me with heelflip variations from another world. I recovered from my loss by eating cosmic pizza and drinking beer. When I was finally able to unbreak my heart, I skated some more with Matt and Brandon. Thats right, I said Matt, as in Daddy. We all did fucking flails off of the step up for hours and hours and got drunk and sunburnt. I think we sat on the back porch for a few hours after that and then ate hot dogs. The rest of the night is kind of hazy, but I'm pretty sure we jammed out for like 5 hours. Max bought a new hat, and shoes.

Tag, Fag

we walked downtown, and everybody hated us. I wish Brandon would have been there to teach those bitches some physics. BTW I think I've been having fun every day for the last month. FANCY THAT. Is anybody going to Confederate Gulch this weekend?

And Now, a Selection from the Catacombs:
http://www.wherearethedogshumping.com/

danmakestheshittiestblog

HelFuck Johnlo, This is my shittiest blog.

I have imbibed alcoholic liquids and I'm trying to sound "with it". First of all, I would like to say FUCK THE INTERNET. It's a fad. In ten years this shit won't even exist. Yeah, that's year 2018 and it will be completely fucked. You'll be buying chicken eggs that were hatched by 17 year old virgin human females. They'll be taking some extra-terrestrial steroids that get deep down in them ovaries dawg. That shit will fuck with nature for sure. The internet will only exist in the Amazon rain forest (which is exactly where it does not exist now). If you want to get the "internet" in ten years, you'll have to pay with the outer layer of your own skin, But only the outer layer. anything beyond that will be double, and people will sacrafice their infants for the nets. One infant will be worth roughly one half, or quarter adult human skin layer. That means if you want double the amount of internet access that you get for your own outer layer of skin, you'll have to birth four babies and put them in the shredder. Yeah, that's what it is, a fucking shredder. They take whatever cells they can get and grind that shit up into a paste, which they feed to Filipino children who manage the "Nets". The nets will only contain news pertinent to young Filipinos, since they will be the only organisms plugged into the "Paste Feed".


If you don't like me then FUCK YOU

Love,
Daniel P. Quinn

P.S.
Every band that played at Sasquatch can suck my dick.

job, bob

I getted a job. its gonna be here at massivestudio.com. JK its actually at this place called massivestudio.info. dis job will be hella work and hella learning.
Welcome to summer!@

MONKEY MONKEY

this will probably crash and burn in about a day, but I'm learning.