Indian Bummer

Me and Jerry Seinfeld were having a bad twilight on the boardwalk. The whole cast of the show were there with us, waiting for the battle ships to come into the bay. It was eerily quiet and I had a sneaking suspicion that the ships were nothing more than little models no more than 30ft away, but the dim moonlight and fog were obscuring their form. It had to be a trick. Why else would there be little foam ships just beyond the furthest beams supporting the boardwalk? Why were these people acting so afraid?

From below, the ships looked like blue whales slippin' silently through da luminescent waves. They were riding a current of impending doom... carryin' loosely attached warheads. When the torpedoes accidentally launched they looked like spooky angels wearing glowin' robes.

George was the first to run across the beach towards the parking lot. I don't remember the rest of the dream.

I went skating tonight on Kurt's board. Kids were trying to jump over some dumb barrel. I was more about my usual step up flails. 80's all week. VP debate. Be there.

lotsa!

Hey guys. Good news. We've been getting some tame ass footage for "slow down". Only the most exotic and pixelated locations and maneuvers are being documented. If you liked "me pene es grande" you'll just adore our newest offering. You'll die when you see the cute moves I've got on my phone. Brandon, if you're out there, send me those awesome shots we worked so hard for so I can figure out how to use iMovie to destroy any scrap of respect we had left.

On a more personal note, It turns out I've got a smattering of the old "Bronchitis". But don't celebrate yet Airtime Estrada, I procured an inhaler today the opens up my lungs wider than a meat pocket at a gyno. You know what that means... I'm going to claim all of the precious prizes at the Showdown without any respiratory hindrance.

I'm going to use google translator now to tell everybody how sad they will be on Saturday night.

you want your mother never had you, when you skateboard with this