Thursday, April 24, 2008

FUCK SNOW

So I woke up about half an hour ago and thought "Ahhhhhhhh, what a wonderful world! I think I'll ride my bike down to the bank and maybe even skate a little before work at 1:00." Then I looked outside and cursed God himself for being a douche bag and shitting poison all over the earth. I'm moving away asap.

here you go John.

four seasons

Sunday, April 20, 2008

blog break

uhh. The weather turned into shit today, so I worked on stuff. There's nothing wrong with working on stuff, unless you're not getting paid for it, which is kind of what's happening to me right now. I've been trying to chase down this lady who I did a logo for. It was finished 2 months ago and she still hasn't paid up. "Its in the mail" she says. Sure. Its been in the mail for 2 weeks.

When I finish school I'm moving to Santa Cruz to hang out in the green room and work at a taco place. Oh my precious youthful fantasies.

P.S.
Fuck grammar.

Monday, April 7, 2008

fontagney

Would somebody please suggest some good music for me? I feel like a lost child in a gas station. I need guidance. I've tried listening to some punk music but found myself yearning for structure and melody. Maybe I'll check out Bruce Springstein. Yeah, I will.

I feel a poem coming on:

Futtuuu, Futtaaa
lemon, phlegm
simon, thyme
Rols Royce, James Joyce
Titties, Lips
Jar, Feces

Feces...


Feces

So maybe we're going to Missoula this weekend or some shit? Only thyme will tell.
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Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Who's That Boy?

site lives.

Since this site is so wildly popular, I've decided to put ads on it. I hope to put the maximum number of advertisements possible everywhere on the page. Unfortunately google won't let me advertise pornographic sites. Just wait.