PHONETOGRAPHER

i guess i've got a sec. post some crappy pictures that you were there for.

actually, as i'm writing this sentence, i started the previous one like a day ago now. but that's of no consequence.

i haven't much to say.

i have a cold now. i took a three hour nap today and i still feel off. john's in bozeman somewhere. evan's got some crazy plan that i didn't understand. something about butte and bozeman and the guy from pearl jam.

the crappy pics i mentioned:



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TO MO AND BACK

we finally got to shred again. after mobbing it over to helena in the AM, cody and i headed out of helena with ungle and UK. upon arriving, we proceeded to tear mobash a new one. it was fun though. seeing all the dudes together, and then it was time for beer thirty. man, when i told pauly that we were going to drink beer instead of skate, you should have seen how sad he was. but i hope john's coworkers weren't too bummed that i took some of their cheese sticks. nah, they won't notice. we commandeered a bottle of yellow tail for Melvin and as much cold smoke and guinness that our little hands could carry and we were off. back to the park to do things on our boards. skated skated skated.

still drunk and we got za at the bridge. then off to shec to skate the mini. kids were in the back room playing poker with nugs instead of chips. good little sesh before getting booted for no helmet. off to matts? i think that's where we went next. this dude is sick. he's from idaho and he was chill. him and his girl brea, or bri, or stuff. and then other people with a case of coke and some canadian whiskey. cooked spam. the only photo i got over the weekend was a dick takin' a pic:


kevin's drunk calls to nicki on the way to taco's.

sleep.

next day: taint ignatious. matt came too. what makes it a taint? all the dirty brown there. it's all over my board and i'm still crying about it. hang on, i just a tear on my key board. fun little park. my favorite was the clover bowl cause i skated that thing like, the whole time. it was like, way good or whatever. evan did a nose blunt stall. gas station. missoula. bowling. taco's but john went with UK to get their swerve on. stumbled in and fell on the floor.

just then, calvin bought a motorcycle. the rest had food for thought. home. mini sesh at IBM with daddy. back in bozo.

i have other crappy photos from last week. anyone care to see 'em or not really?

GROWLER

i thought they were common knowledge but i was met with blank stares at their mention. 5 bucks for good beer with a heavy a.c. not bad.

however, you're not allowed to bring them into the filler. what you are allowed to do is wright on the walls if you're so inclined, and you're equipped with a sharpie.

but my main point is that Cal, Nicole, Cory and the Nathan-doppleganger known as Max played a show at the filling station. they played well, and the highlight for me was when they covered sleep walking by modest mouse who also covered it. here are photos of it taken while i was there:
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the next day, i went to the volcom peanut-butter and rail jam at moonlight basin. it was kinda cool, if you're into that kinda thing. it might be like john watching bmx, which parallels fixies as they are both affiliated with bicycles. there were dudes doing twirls on and during and off of obstacles. for an event where i don't know anyone, i sure saw a lot of people i know up there.

the following night was similar; we went to this random party where there were like this many people there. again, random place, but i knew like half of them. ok, not half, but you know. the cops came so i headed towards one. "you gotta leave the alcohol," he says to me, but i respond saying, "well, do we have to go? can we stay and hang out?" but he told me the party was over. so we left. once people got into cars, i started driving. some dude stuck out his thumb, so i stopped and let him and his bro in. they were gonna walk, like way far, so they were grateful that i stopped. i'm not sure i'll ever have the chance to pick up hikers again, so i thought i'd take my chances. plus, i had Cal and Nicole with me, so i was safe.

after that, it was lame so that's it.

p.s. the best thing i saw written in the filler bathroom was "cut off your taint"

5-SKIN

my professor got a hair cut. it's a bit like this now. even though it was a pony-tail before, i think it was better. i dunno.

you can read what my unkle told me here if you'd like. it's nothing anyone but myself will care about, but since it's an inebriated Kalvin, i do believe most of you will look into it. you have to scroll down to my comments.

ya know how on long car rides, it's neat to hear other people's dreamz? the one i had last night was kinda interesting:

i believe it started out with Jar Jar playing mario. she was coming so close to fireballs and ghosts but somehow deterring them from taking one of her precious lives. it then switched to me getting a video text message from Turt of Unkle, Calrizian, and himself skating the missoula park and it was set to the song that C Money skated to in Sausage. the pyramid from billings was there in the bowl which Calrizzy did a lofty ollie over before UK tried for a triple heel.

it then switched again to us riding on a piece of plywood with wheels. Turt thought he was going to be sick, but i felt fine. then Joel said the same thing. Joel started retching and that made me blow chunks off the side of the plywood plank (i wonder if what we were riding on was the original 4-skin). anyway...

we were then beside a fountain at night, and then it got kinda lame so i'll leave it at that.

i still would like to hear from Brando on here once in a while. maybe since he was enveloped in my velvety dream, he'll respond and tell me what the symbology of mario and the billings pyramid is.

FUNNEST PARTY FOEFERVER

LIKE AUH, we went to kyol'es house and we like uh partied hard or shit. ilek uh, i had a grouwler and i had it all. paulius ahnd this girl dkatie had a alittle bu i had most of h it. nicole was there and she had a bunch of chanmpagne and she was all over the place. man i'm spellin good. um like

there were therese girls and they sc were like way good a t berer pont and athey almost beat kyle and brandon or like calrizian at pong but kyle and calrizian won cause the['re way good.

we played major skate for ps3 and john doesn't have ps3 but he ahase xbod 360. word. i know you smoke i mean have safety meatings and play skate all the time but i guess i can't do anyting about that. not that i 'd ewant to. dude. fufck you for . dude fuck you.

hh huh. huh.

pauliuse thinks he's so cool


damn i 'm stupudid.

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i send evan, unkle evan i aaaaa text tonight saying i met him i mean i miss him but ti

i thin kh he is in utah. he live s in salt lake city utah. that's in utah now. illike riahtge now.

man, if i don't win a n waward for this., i'm gonna sshoot somone one.

liet's see , we neded a h, picture.... text to evan


and um, there i sa a secret ramp that no one know's about which is...this

if i don't get an award for all the programming i do, man that's fucked.