because they're dope

So, what's up with people? They're weird, right? Today this chaka-brah dude came in to the skatepark and tried to get us to sell his products in the shop. Just fucking look at that goombah. What makes him think that anyone would want to buy that shit? "The trendiest choice on the web." Why would someone claim to be trendy? Isn't being called trendy typically a bad thing? Oh, but he's on some next level shit. Just check out these boots and these jeans. Wait, I think I've seen pants like that before. Yep, they're fucking motocross pants. Rad. Anyway, Dylan told the dude that we didn't want to hang his hats on the wall and the dude got super pissed. He gave us the bird as he drove away and made a gesture like he was shooting us. I encourage you to send him some comments calling a him a douchebag or dingleberry or something more creative.

Moving on.

Kurt, I think I've talked to you about how you need to do this.