new ride

Chill day. Economic woes abound. Just buy stuff. Buy anything, and Everything. It's the only solution. Obama will tell you that soon.

if ([0.5 * (Grain Train)] + THC + 50.5% Wild Turkey + [(192.168.1.100) @ 300 kbs/sec] == (abovePic)) {
output.txt = getHappy(1);
}else{
output.txt = getHappy(0);
}

function getHappy(n:int):mood {
var mood:String = "";
if(n == 1) {
mood = "Happy!";
} else {
mood = "Unhappy.";
}
return: mood;
}

My new ride is the ugliest skateboard in history.