Monday, October 27, 2008

you are a pretty pretty princess

UK paid a visit to the Garden City last week to lend a hand on the skatepark and talk shit on just about everyone (yep, even you). He also took a very special birthday shower. Happy 23rd!

The skatepark is finally starting to look like a real fucking skatepark. I have new pictures, but not for your eyes. I want everything in there to be a surprise from now on so that when we're open you can walk in and stare in awe at the "fuck yeahs" that abound.

Hey, Everyone. Look. Kurt left a present. Oh, wow, it's for all of us...

UK's Loves and Hates, Vol. 3

Love:

"Honky-tonk women... enough said. Girls who are just a little too trashy for your own good, i.e. lots of makeup, cowboy boots, big hair. Girls who look like a used washcloth the next morning! Love 'em!"

I personally don't know what Kurt finds attractive about this. Maybe a song could help? Nope, that didn't help at all. I prefer quiet, bookish girls.

Hates:

"Indecisiveness/misspelled words. Both of which I do, but loathe (John helped with that) anyway. Having every opportunity to do anything but be complacent and not taking advantage of it, i.e. where to live, work, skate, drink, eat, et cetera. Fucking pick something and do it."

I definitely understand what Kurt is talking about here. Poor spelling is the worst. Maybe a song could help. Yeah, that totally helped. Beyond that, get your shit together, fuckers.

That's all for now. I have to get back to sticking razor blades into the apples that I intend to hand out to any brave thing that decides to knock on my cabin door this Friday. That's pretty dark and scary, right?