Flight Booked

I just got my aeroplane tix for a flight to sunny CA, where I'll be considering my life-options. Brandon has decided on a Santa Cruz life-option, with physics and neverwinter bonuses. His decision comes at a dire cost however. He will be very fucking far away from the usual bros and he'll have to make friends with hippy surf brahs.

I propose we ease the transition with a balls-out weekend long Brando-Binger in Missoula this weekend. Why Missoula you ask? Because its fun in Missoula and I want to really finally get out of Bozeman for a weekend (no more solo-pseudo-soul-searching-one-day-trips-to-Helena). We could all wear costumes and spraypaint penises all over downtown to really send him off right. Even if this turns into me getting "waisted"(which is like wasted, but it involves a waist) and arrested for vandalism I will still be primed proper.

Any ideas?
should we just party in Bozeman?
does everybody really care more about their girlfriends than Brandon?
is somebody in Missoula willing to have their house destroyed?
what would be a good theme for the party?
is this a pipe dream?