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I'm assuming that everyone that looks at this site knows and loves the Ultimate Kurt. (That's this Kurt, not this Kurt.) So I feel honored to present a feature that hopefully happens frequently known as UK's Loves and Hates. The concept is that he tells me what he loves and hates with an explanation which I then editorialize. Let us begin.
UK's Loves and Hates, Vol. 1
Loves: Mojitos
A mojito is a white rum based cocktail flavored with mint and lime that is as delicious as it is refreshing.
Hates: Meow-jitos
The meow-jito is a modified mojito that replaces mint with catnip. It is neither delicious nor refreshing. Don't order one. The meow-jito was born when one of the insane dudes that hangs out at the property thought that the catnip growing at his house was mint, which is not an easy mistake to make. The result was a bitter and repulsive drink that ruined the rum.
UK's Loves and Hates, Vol. 1
Loves: Mojitos
A mojito is a white rum based cocktail flavored with mint and lime that is as delicious as it is refreshing.
Hates: Meow-jitos
The meow-jito is a modified mojito that replaces mint with catnip. It is neither delicious nor refreshing. Don't order one. The meow-jito was born when one of the insane dudes that hangs out at the property thought that the catnip growing at his house was mint, which is not an easy mistake to make. The result was a bitter and repulsive drink that ruined the rum.