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HelFuck Johnlo, This is my shittiest blog.
I have imbibed alcoholic liquids and I'm trying to sound "with it". First of all, I would like to say FUCK THE INTERNET. It's a fad. In ten years this shit won't even exist. Yeah, that's year 2018 and it will be completely fucked. You'll be buying chicken eggs that were hatched by 17 year old virgin human females. They'll be taking some extra-terrestrial steroids that get deep down in them ovaries dawg. That shit will fuck with nature for sure. The internet will only exist in the Amazon rain forest (which is exactly where it does not exist now). If you want to get the "internet" in ten years, you'll have to pay with the outer layer of your own skin, But only the outer layer. anything beyond that will be double, and people will sacrafice their infants for the nets. One infant will be worth roughly one half, or quarter adult human skin layer. That means if you want double the amount of internet access that you get for your own outer layer of skin, you'll have to birth four babies and put them in the shredder. Yeah, that's what it is, a fucking shredder. They take whatever cells they can get and grind that shit up into a paste, which they feed to Filipino children who manage the "Nets". The nets will only contain news pertinent to young Filipinos, since they will be the only organisms plugged into the "Paste Feed".
If you don't like me then FUCK YOU
Love,
Daniel P. Quinn
P.S.
Every band that played at Sasquatch can suck my dick.
I have imbibed alcoholic liquids and I'm trying to sound "with it". First of all, I would like to say FUCK THE INTERNET. It's a fad. In ten years this shit won't even exist. Yeah, that's year 2018 and it will be completely fucked. You'll be buying chicken eggs that were hatched by 17 year old virgin human females. They'll be taking some extra-terrestrial steroids that get deep down in them ovaries dawg. That shit will fuck with nature for sure. The internet will only exist in the Amazon rain forest (which is exactly where it does not exist now). If you want to get the "internet" in ten years, you'll have to pay with the outer layer of your own skin, But only the outer layer. anything beyond that will be double, and people will sacrafice their infants for the nets. One infant will be worth roughly one half, or quarter adult human skin layer. That means if you want double the amount of internet access that you get for your own outer layer of skin, you'll have to birth four babies and put them in the shredder. Yeah, that's what it is, a fucking shredder. They take whatever cells they can get and grind that shit up into a paste, which they feed to Filipino children who manage the "Nets". The nets will only contain news pertinent to young Filipinos, since they will be the only organisms plugged into the "Paste Feed".
If you don't like me then FUCK YOU
Love,
Daniel P. Quinn
P.S.
Every band that played at Sasquatch can suck my dick.